Random Thoughts Thread

Subject: Re: Random Thoughts Thread Sat Sep 10, 2011 3:48 pm

Yeah, we'll egg their houses so much that they get a good idea what their daughters look like after the football team is through w/'em.

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Just as a general FYI for everyone; If your semen resembles egg yolk, please consult your doctor.

Subject: Re: Random Thoughts Thread Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:28 pm

mine resembles an omelette... Random Thoughts Thread - Page 24 Images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTtW3axzyvvtgQpB7RjkBeQY7lsv4sLW59yyApLcplRVlqCyQON

Subject: Re: Random Thoughts Thread Sat Sep 10, 2011 7:06 pm

Besides, yellow is fitting for the girls at the college as well. They like getting pissed on too.

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SpectreFate wrote:: Just as a general FYI for everyone; If your semen resembles egg yolk, please consult your doctor.

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Random Thoughts Thread - Page 24 2008_010

bust a nut?

Subject: Re: Random Thoughts Thread Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:58 am

Akeldama wrote:: Besides, yellow is fitting for the girls at the college as well. They like getting pissed on too.

The Golden Shower..... nasty - people are really into that stuff?

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theJOKERiv wrote:

Akeldama wrote:: Besides, yellow is fitting for the girls at the college as well. They like getting pissed on too.

The Golden Shower..... nasty - people are really into that stuff?

Frank Zappa wrote:: Hey there, people, I'm bobby brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I'm dressin sharp 'n' I'm
Actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her

Oh God I am the american dream
I do not think Im too extreme
An Im a handsome sonofabitch
Im gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich

(get a good
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good job)

Womens liberation
Came creepin across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the american dream
But now I smell like vaseline
An Im a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...i don't know which

(I wonder wonder
Wonder wonder)

So I went out n bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but Im still kinda cute
Got a job doin radio promo
An none of the jocks can even tell Im a homo
Eventually me n a friend
Sorta drifted along into s&m
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
Long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I am the american dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin, thank you, fred!
Oh god, oh god, Im so fantastic!
Thanks to freddie, Im a sexual spastic
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, Im goin down,
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, Im goin down

Subject: Re: Random Thoughts Thread Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:31 pm

Okay, I ordered Queensryche - Warning on Amazon. Normal enough, right? I checked my recent orders today and it had an expected arrival two weeks later than the other 3 albums I purchased. I was like "What the hell?" so I checked the information on the CD I bought. It said it was being shipped by Royal Mail. Also known as the U.K.'s post office! I got it because it was the cheapest copy they had. This is what I get for being thrifty, I suppose. Razz

Subject: Re: Random Thoughts Thread Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:52 pm

Metal-On-Metal wrote:: Okay, I ordered Queensryche - Warning on Amazon. Normal enough, right? I checked my recent orders today and it had an expected arrival two weeks later than the other 3 albums I purchased. I was like "What the hell?" so I checked the information on the CD I bought. It said it was being shipped by Royal Mail. Also known as the U.K.'s post office! I got it because it was the cheapest copy they had. This is what I get for being thrifty, I suppose.

Haha, that's ok, it's well worth the wait.

Subject: Re: Random Thoughts Thread Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:49 am

Tomorrow we're setting up for a large event on Friday. Full stage, intelligent lighting system, stereo PA, dual projection. So it's going to be a busy day, but it will look great once it's all put together and running.

Subject: Re: Random Thoughts Thread Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:30 am

S.D. wrote:: Tomorrow we're setting up for a large event on Friday. Full stage, intelligent lighting system, stereo PA, dual projection. So it's going to be a busy day, but it will look great once it's all put together and running.

Good luck!!!!!!!

VERY nice photos "leaked":

http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/scarlett-johansson-nude-photos-leaked

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Saw those yesterday. Wowza! Random Thoughts Thread - Page 24 Boner10

Subject: Re: Random Thoughts Thread Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:11 am

SpectreFate wrote:: Saw those yesterday. Wowza!

Very nice photos!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: Re: Random Thoughts Thread Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:21 am

They were gone by the time I got to the page. Mad

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No big loss she's not all that great. tongue

Subject: Re: Random Thoughts Thread Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:37 am

S.D. wrote:: They were gone by the time I got to the page.

Supposedly Mila Kunis's phone was hacked too and nude photos stolen... the bad news is they haven't leaked yet.......

Subject: Re: Random Thoughts Thread Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:12 am

Anybody know how much Dish Network Wi-Fi goes for a month?

Subject: Re: Random Thoughts Thread Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:21 am

Akeldama wrote:: Anybody know how much Dish Network Wi-Fi goes for a month?

About tree fitty.

Subject: Re: Random Thoughts Thread Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:29 am

350 bucks a month?

Subject: Re: Random Thoughts Thread Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:36 am

Akeldama wrote:: 350 bucks a month?

Haha, I was actually referenceing an incident involving the Loch Ness monster.

I have no idea how much it costs, for the most part I've always had cable. The last time I had a dish, I think Clinton was still in.

Subject: Re: Random Thoughts Thread Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:38 am

Bastardo tu! Hehe. I didn't think it be that outrageous...

Subject: Re: Random Thoughts Thread Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:31 pm

I met Mick Jagger today. Nice guy actually.

Subject: Re: Random Thoughts Thread Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:27 pm

S.D. wrote:: I met Mick Jagger today. Nice guy actually.

No shit? That's pretty cool.

Subject: Re: Random Thoughts Thread Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:29 pm

DeathCult wrote:

S.D. wrote:: I met Mick Jagger today. Nice guy actually.

No shit? That's pretty cool.

I've never met a famous rock star Sad

Though, I did meet John Elway when I was around 9 or 10.

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