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PostSubject: band name variations - for groups that you can't stand   Sun Jul 17, 2011 3:32 pm

We had quite a collection of these when I was younger.

Mutley Crud
Bone Jerkoff
Fester Pussyfart
Cunts and Poseurs
Rott

name some of your favorites
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PostSubject: Re: band name variations - for groups that you can't stand   Sun Jul 17, 2011 4:02 pm

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We had quite a collection of these when I was younger.

Mutley Crud
Bone Jerkoff
Fester Pussyfart
Cunts and Poseurs
Rott

name some of your favorites

Guns N Posers with the song that goes 'take me down to the Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls have big titties"
WASP meaning We are Ass Sucking Pansies
Dead Leppard
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PostSubject: Re: band name variations - for groups that you can't stand   Sun Jul 17, 2011 4:08 pm

Paradise City: 'take me down to the Paradise City where the grass is brown and the girls are ugly"


is my take.

any band, any genre?

The Thompson Twits

That's all I can think of for now.... I'll be on a roll later, I'm sure.
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PostSubject: Re: band name variations - for groups that you can't stand   Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:15 pm

Phallus In Chains
Splinterphallus (Cinderella)
Corrosion Of Colostomy (even though I've always liked 'em).
New Scabs On The Cock
Ted Spoogent
Boffspring
Fisted Sister/Twisted Fister (even though I like 'em).
Teslacles (although I like Tesla)

I make fun of the act of fisting but subbing the word kiss w/fist and love w/glove on songs, twisted I know but funny still.


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PostSubject: Re: band name variations - for groups that you can't stand   Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:40 pm

Qweef Sweat
Boys II Menstrual
Menstrual At Work
Spermicidal Testicles
"Pastor Of Muppets"
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PostSubject: Re: band name variations - for groups that you can't stand   Sun Jul 17, 2011 7:21 pm

From my son "Justin Beaver"
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PostSubject: Re: band name variations - for groups that you can't stand   Sun Jul 17, 2011 7:28 pm

I used to call Testament - "Testicle er, I mean, Excrement"

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PostSubject: Re: band name variations - for groups that you can't stand   Sun Jul 17, 2011 7:45 pm

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PostSubject: Re: band name variations - for groups that you can't stand   Sun Jul 17, 2011 7:48 pm

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All Anus Morrisette

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: band name variations - for groups that you can't stand   Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:33 pm

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Guns N Posers with the song that goes 'take me down to the Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls have big titties"

No, no, it's "Where the grass is GOOD and the girls got big titties"
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PostSubject: Re: band name variations - for groups that you can't stand   Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:55 pm

Where the grass is good and the band is shitty
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PostSubject: Re: band name variations - for groups that you can't stand   Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:25 pm

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I used to call Testament - "Testicle er, I mean, Excrement"

Def Leper

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I used to call them Testasuck or Excrement because, even though I like a few albums and then other assorted songs, they were never really groundbreaking. or overly interesting. However, by somewhere in the late 90's or maybe early 00's they were also dubbed Testaswallow because whatever that record was sucked so bad it was a cheap whore.

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PostSubject: Re: band name variations - for groups that you can't stand   Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:50 am

Pat Benetard
Spay Me Grant
Barf Brooks
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PostSubject: Re: band name variations - for groups that you can't stand   Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:04 am

Chimp Buzzcut/Limp Bizcrap
Clitknot/Sliptwat
Ass Supply
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PostSubject: Re: band name variations - for groups that you can't stand   Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:16 am

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Chimp Buzzcut/Limp Bizcrap

We called them Limp Dick.

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PostSubject: Re: band name variations - for groups that you can't stand   Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:29 am

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Akeldama wrote:
Chimp Buzzcut/Limp Bizcrap

We called them Limp Dick.

Lol, nice one!

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PostSubject: Re: band name variations - for groups that you can't stand   Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:03 pm

Glans Halen
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PostSubject: Re: band name variations - for groups that you can't stand   Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:50 pm

Muttley Pooch

Posin' (Poison)

Cinder-fella

L.A. Nuns

Nuns N Poses
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PostSubject: Re: band name variations - for groups that you can't stand   Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:54 pm

L.A. Nuns!

Or, you could change the spelling to "El Lay Nuns". lol!
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PostSubject: Re: band name variations - for groups that you can't stand   Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:25 pm

We used to call them: Buns on Noses (GnR)
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PostSubject: Re: band name variations - for groups that you can't stand   Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:50 pm

I still think "Cunts N Poseurs" is the winner.
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PostSubject: Re: band name variations - for groups that you can't stand   Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:54 pm

Me too, I hate that band.
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PostSubject: Re: band name variations - for groups that you can't stand   Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:33 pm

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PostSubject: Re: band name variations - for groups that you can't stand   Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:37 pm

this one is a little esoteric, but all the better for it.

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PostSubject: Re: band name variations - for groups that you can't stand   Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:43 pm

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