The offical "I HATE WORKING" thread

Well, survived another 8 hours of moronic phone calls by people that are too lazy to read instruction manuals or use common sense.

Only 32 more hours to go this week. ARGH!

I hate work. And I hate the people I work with.

And taking apart 6 basement windows that havent been touched since 1970 fucking 3 SUCKS!

Day off but that shit sucked, played music in one of the bands I play in which was alright but I didnt get to eat anything because I'm broke once again and have no idea how I'm going to pay rent AND school. Sell an organ or something.

Hang in there man, the shit always works out. Look into food banks in your area, I went weekly while in college to help get me through.

Sell blood and semen, but not mixed together, they wont take it like that.

I'm on vacation this week so I have no work related horror stories. On the other hand, the wife and I have been busy as hell getting the house in shape cuz our older son's birthday party is this Saturday and we'll have a house full.

Between the constant house work and the constant interruptions by "Hurricane Dan" (our two year old) I'd almost rather be at work!

Not as bad as the other day, actually got to eat today because I was at my parents.

I've been taking tech calls all day, I'm lucky I'm not downtown, masturbating while standing in a load of horse manure and yodeling the Star Spangled Banner backwards in 3/4 time.

Detuned wrote:

I've been taking tech calls all day, I'm lucky I'm not downtown, masturbating while standing in a load of horse manure and yodeling the Star Spangled Banner backwards in 3/4 time.

Work wasnt too bad today actually, just alot of busy work, but anything that keeps me away from idiots makes it a good day

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

WOOHOO - Saturday is my last day of the week...2 days off...YAY!

Detuned is getting FUCKED UP TONIGHT.

I go back to work tomorrow.

But then I am off again the first week of December.

I hate my friggin' job I constantly have to put my supervisors in their place because I don't take shit from anybody, what's worse is I know more about the job and all that it entails than they do. Also there's a chick who just tempts me all the time, I won't do anything stupid and accept her advances b/c she's married and I absolutely love my wife but damn she hott! I hope that's not TMI.

We all hate our jobs, all our supervisors are morons and the hot chicks are ALWAYS fucking married.

Life sucks.

Yeah what sucks more is they don't care if they're married...but at least I do.

I just came back to work after a nice vacation and I found out iPods are now banned b/c some dumb ass was caught napping on the clock with a porn flick playing on his iPod touch. My iPod was the only thing that made work worth a freak!

Well, my emotional state is completely shot...and I finally got the "call that broke the camels back" today. I had some asshole customer tell me that I was "lazy", "stupid" and a "jerk"....all before I really got enough information to look up his computer.

After he called me a jerk I hung up on the motherfucker.

Then I told my Manager that I was going home for the day before I started breaking things.

I don't know if I'm strong enough emotionally to handle this job....

....honestly, right now, I kinda just want to go to sleep and never fucking wake up.

Detuned wrote:

....honestly, right now, I kinda just want to go to sleep and never fucking wake up.

That's something a lazy, stupid jerk would say.

Akeldama wrote:

I just came back to work after a nice vacation and I found out iPods are now banned b/c some dumb ass was caught napping on the clock with a porn flick playing on his iPod touch. My iPod was the only thing that made work worth a freak!

Man how do you pass out with a porn flick rolling? He must not be a man.

Enos The Penis wrote:

Detuned wrote:

....honestly, right now, I kinda just want to go to sleep and never fucking wake up.

That's something a lazy, stupid jerk would say.

lol

A co-worker keeps going on and on about how he's retiring in September and it's pissing me off how he keeps rubbing our noses in that shit. I wanna strangle him.

Akeldama wrote:

A co-worker keeps going on and on about how he's retiring in September and it's pissing me off how he keeps rubbing our noses in that shit. I wanna strangle him.

Why dont you knock him out, stick his head in the break room microwave like this:


Give em, an early september retirement....hehe.

10 more hours of stupid tech support calls today....then I've got 4 days off!!!!