Let's have a tea party

Here at DD, there's lots of talk about old, shitty bands that nobody cares about anymore (I mean, who the fuck is "Traffic?") and jazz, and movies, but we need something eventful to happen to get this place to stop being such a ghost town. An orgy would be too messy, so let's have a tea party. No, not the type with protesters... uh... protesting. The type that six-year-olds like, with stuffed animals... and bored parents humoring their kids... and scones... and talking with a very bad fake accent to sound "sophistimacated."

That's all there is to it. Good, harmless, non-threatening fun. Nothing that will upset anyone, nothing that may spiral out of control, no flame wars waiting to happen, just warm fuzzies. Because in a perfect world everything should just be warm fuzzies, with imaginary tea and everyone singing and holding hands and dancing and laughing at our unfunny jokes because we don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. Maybe we can exchange cheesecake recipes too.

I'm currently eating a box of Nilla wafers, will that go good with tea?

Special Guest has been smoking the wacky weed.

Tea sounds great, my favorite is English Breakfast Tea. I'll bring along some old movies that nobody will want to watch but me. I'll also provide some esoteric avant garde jazz that will make all the normal people run screaming from the room.

Then we'll pull out the stash, load up the industrial sized vaporizer, close all the windows and doors and just GERMINATE in a roomful of THC vapor as the warm tea fills up the dark recesses of our oblivious insides.

I'll bring the warm & fuzzy.

Is it St. Swibbins day already 'Elga?

We must have drugs. More cool people here would help too.

What, we're not cool?

Bad Stender.

Detuned wrote:

What, we're not cool?

Bad Stender.

Nah, cool dudes exist already, we just need MORE!!!

I agree. Where are they? We must be the lone bastions of coolness on the net.

Last known survivors of coolness.

Well, hopefully we'll get some more members soon. I'm not the most popular person on the planet evidently.

Detuned wrote:

Well, hopefully we'll get some more members soon. I'm not the most popular person on the planet evidently.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Detuned wrote:

Well, hopefully we'll get some more members soon. I'm not the most popular person on the planet evidently.

Nah, they are just idiots.

Scones are just freaking awesome, I wish someone would hook me up with free scones, blueberry ones yummmm

It would be awesome to make this idea actually happen.

Strange... after reading the original post, all I want is to smoke a bowl and eat some cheesecake.

Metal-On-Metal wrote:

Strange... after reading the original post, all I want is to smoke a bowl and eat some cheesecake.

I second that motion, all in favor?

gershom wrote:

Metal-On-Metal wrote:

Strange... after reading the original post, all I want is to smoke a bowl and eat some cheesecake.

I second that motion, all in favor?

Replace the cheesecake with strawberry shortcake and I'm in!