What the hell? They can't even do a cover of those wonderfully hard rock songs kids love, like "Twinkle Little Star" or "The Wheels on the Bus?" Songs toddlers have been head banging to for ages, what's next Alice Coopers lullaby album, songs for children to have nightmares too? It will be called "Dreamin' an Scrreamin' with Alice Cooper", and he will at least have a very creepy version of "The Itsy Bitsy Spider" But no shit, I heard some stuff off of a Metallica lullaby album, and found that pretty damn funny.