CAT-ITUDE - the cat thread

Poor cat, having to endure that. This is borderline abuse.

SpectreFate wrote:

Poor cat, having to endure that. This is borderline abuse.

No shit, I couldn't even finish watching the video cause I felt tortured, poor cat.

Hahahahaha!! If that cat could speak he'd have been screaming "MAKE IT STOP FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS MAKE IT STOP!"

That's too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I wonder what actual frequency is psyching the kittie out.

OK, so rather than music or movies, occasionally I write a "Random Slice of Life" HubPages entry and here's my latest, about a topic that all cat owners hold near and dear to their hearts... the litter box...

http://fatfreddyscat.hubpages.com/hub/The-Scoop-on-FELINE-PINE

Fat Freddy wrote:

OK, so rather than music or movies, occasionally I write a "Random Slice of Life" HubPages entry and here's my latest, about a topic that all cat owners hold near and dear to their hearts... the litter box...

http://fatfreddyscat.hubpages.com/hub/The-Scoop-on-FELINE-PINE

Damn dude, you got me wanting to go out and buy some of this pine shit right now, hell I hate that my house smells like funky cat ass, and I refuse to clean out a cat box, I'm not even very fond of the little bastards, I feel like they are mocking me at the end of a hard days work, something like: "Stupid manthing, I shit and sleep and eat, and shit more ,all on your hard working dumb ass money, and you still need to kiss my ass for any attention from me." I thought one smelly bastard was bad enough and now, I have two more adopted smelly bastards, so yeah this pine stuff sounds like a good omen for a guy like me who hates the cat in the air smell, that sometimes just gags me worse then the shit I deal with at work, (and that's pretty bad).

gershom wrote:

Damn dude, you got me wanting to go out and buy some of this pine shit right now, hell I hate that my house smells like funky cat ass, and I refuse to clean out a cat box, I'm not even very fond of the little bastards, I feel like they are mocking me at the end of a hard days work, something like: "Stupid manthing, I shit and sleep and eat, and shit more ,all on your hard working dumb ass money, and you still need to kiss my ass for any attention from me." I thought one smelly bastard was bad enough and now, I have two more adopted smelly bastards, so yeah this pine stuff sounds like a good omen for a guy like me who hates the cat in the air smell, that sometimes just gags me worse then the shit I deal with at work, (and that's pretty bad).

Hahaha, well as you could see, I was skeptical at first too ("What the f*ck is this? It ain't cat litter, it's just a bag of sawdust!") but it only took a couple of days to make a believer out of me.

Extra bonus: the pine stuff is cheaper than "regular" cat litters...

Good product review Keith. Pine kitty litter is a pretty interesting concept, though I own no animals myself to try it.

DeathCult wrote:

Good product review Keith. Pine kitty litter is a pretty interesting concept, though I own no animals myself to try it.

You can still try it if you're willing to squat in a cardboard box...

Akeldama wrote:

DeathCult wrote:

Good product review Keith. Pine kitty litter is a pretty interesting concept, though I own no animals myself to try it.

You can still try it if you're willing to squat in a cardboard box...

Nice.

"Oh goody, the beer's here! Wait a minute... HAMM'S? Gross!"

"I'm in yer bafroom sink, blockin' yo drainage"

Fuck yo sink!

Fat Freddy wrote:

"I'm in yer bafroom sink, blockin' yo drainage"

This looks like a cat I used to have, I called her Domino from the Kiss song and she did chill in the sink crazy.

After showing my kids the "bathroom sink" photo of our cat, they insisted that I put it up on "Cheezburger.com" (that crazy site from which all LOLcat blessings flow) and turn it into a LOLcat pic. So now my kitty is a star!! Check it out.

http://cheezburger.com/View/5514214144

Fat Freddy wrote:

After showing my kids the "bathroom sink" photo of our cat, they insisted that I put it up on "Cheezburger.com" (that crazy site from which all LOLcat blessings flow) and turn it into a LOLcat pic. So now my kitty is a star!! Check it out.

http://cheezburger.com/View/5514214144

That's killer! Thanks for sharing.

Latest adventure of our Retarded Feline:

Today's my day off so as I'm puttering around the house this AM I sez to my wife, "Where's the cat? Haven't seen her all morning." She sez "Dunno, I haven't seen her either." I then thought back and realized I hadn't seen her since last night. I fed her at around 7 PM and that was the last I laid eyes on her. So where the hell was she?? We start searching around the house, opening cabinets and drawers, etc., and I finally found her chillin' on a shelf in the upstairs closet. She must've gone in there when nobody was looking and then either I or my wife shut the door on her. So she was in there all night!

She didn't look particularly distressed by the experience, though when she walked outta the closet she did "MEOW" at me as if to say "Jeezus, it's about fuckin' TIME you found me!"

Fat Freddy wrote:

Latest adventure of our Retarded Feline:

Today's my day off so as I'm puttering around the house this AM I sez to my wife, "Where's the cat? Haven't seen her all morning." She sez "Dunno, I haven't seen her either." I then thought back and realized I hadn't seen her since last night. I fed her at around 7 PM and that was the last I laid eyes on her. So where the hell was she?? We start searching around the house, opening cabinets and drawers, etc., and I finally found her chillin' on a shelf in the upstairs closet. She must've gone in there when nobody was looking and then either I or my wife shut the door on her. So she was in there all night!

She didn't look particularly distressed by the experience, though when she walked outta the closet she did "MEOW" at me as if to say "Jeezus, it's about fuckin' TIME you found me!"

Nice. Your cat sure ends up in some interesting places.

That's just great.

That's hilarious!

We had to put our cat, Odin, down on Saturday. He was fine last week then all of a sudden he had liquid in his lungs and just couldn't hang. He went to the vet and they drained them and did some other stuff.

My wife was the one to actually take him since I had to work Last Night..... Apparently his lungs filled up again and he was suffering.


FIV is a bitch!!!!!