Funny Shit - post it here

Akeldama wrote:

...and football:

God I love that damn sketch, one of my favorites of the 80s.

"Football is my life, if I did not play football...I would not be playing football today...."

Yeah me too, I saw hime do that a few years ago on tv with a couple added characters that were funny as hell but couldn't find it. I never saw the drunk guy bit before, that was funny.

"Federal Law still says marijuana is still an illegal drug, so don't break out the Cheetos or gold fish too quickly." Gov. John Hickenlooper.

Nice man, those 8 bit tracks are awesome, the AC DC sounds like level play on some old NES system, and the Metallica is totally a level leading up to a boss battle, very nice.

Yeah bro, I've heard a ton of them and they are all kewl!

Dinosaurs was a great show man, watch the one where they find the "Happy Weed" that's freaking funny man, reminds me of the good ol' days.

I don't remember that one and I saw 'em all as a kid.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Tool_(Band)

"Tool's main message is that people should think for themselves and question everything they're told. Most people don't do this because they're just sheep. I always think for myself because that's what Maynard told me to do."

Akeldama wrote:

what ever this is the link won't open man.

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Fixed.

I know some dudes that really need to get this shirt

I used to live in the Bay Area and channel 2 KTVU is a real station. This is NOT from The Onion: