a month since leaving Heart Of Metal...

Vexer and DakotaRogers should just kiss already and break the tension.

Fat Freddy wrote:

Vexer and DakotaRogers should just kiss already and break the tension.

Lawl! I DARE you to post that over there haha.

Maybe later after I've had a few beers and I'm feeling saucy.

Short Fuse is the one that really needs to come out of the closet. The only people who hate gay people as much as he does are the ones who are gay but can't admit it.

Yay! Short Fuse is at it again.

"OH nooooes! De feminazis are tryin' to clean up metal! Why can't them broads stay in the kitchen, barefoot 'n' pregnit, 'n' stay out of our scene?"

He's gonna pull a Scott Stapp all over HOM before we know it.

I anxiously await his inevitable spazz-fit when he checks in next time. I bet he calls us "man-ginas" or something similarly awesome.

Or "breast-icles".

That place is dead as a doornail. There is literally nothing of interest going on any longer.

S.D. wrote:

That place is dead as a doornail.  There is literally nothing of interest going on any longer.

Yeah it's like an empty fridge I keep going back to.

On a side note - Glower.
He's weird - what goes on? -
Writes in haiku - kind of cool - going to the hop -
METAL ON METAL - etc

^^ that dude -
Irritates -
The fuck -!!-
out of me

HOM has been dead for a long time but then again I never quite fit in there and that's how I like it but I felt I posted some good stuff especially at first but later I just gave short answers and now I usually just post a non Metal album to make the HOMers heads hurt. There's been a lot of threds I can post in but what for.

I still dig posting there. If all else fails, I can roll my eyes at The Stupid and get a good laugh.

I think the lack of interesting topics (and non-stop fighting amongst a select few) have run off some of the old-timers that used to post there.

What I find weird is the number of longtime members that never seem to have anything to contribute other than dropping a sentence here and there ("yeah, I like that," "I'll be picking this one up," "[headbanger emoticon]"). Examples are brokentulsa, nevermore, and moonchild. Hall of fame nominee: leatherface, with his one-word comments.

Ooookay, I had promised myself that the next time Vexer6 dropped one of his signature phrases (i.e. "I disagree" or "That's the silliest thing I've ever heard") I was gonna call him on it, so I did. Felt good dammit!

Fat Freddy wrote:

Ooookay, I had promised myself that the next time Vexer6 dropped one of his signature phrases (i.e. "I disagree" or "That's the silliest thing I've ever heard") I was gonna call him on it, so I did. Felt good dammit!

JUST came here to comment on that lol! I saw your reply and though, "Uh oh Keith has had ENOUGH of Vexer's shit!"

Well said, I must say. Applause.

(tips hat, takes bow)

*EDIT* and I see he's responded: "I don't recall ever saying that before."

(rolls eyes) Seriously? A good 25 to 30 percent of his posts have either "I disagree" or "that's the silliest/most absurd/most ridiculous thing I've ever heard" in them.

Man, I just looked up your retort at HOM and Vick's Vaporub 6 has quite the temerity, maybe somebody needs to post something that totally has both sides of the coin and see how he responds. "Man, what a total tarnishing of their legacy, I think it's great they are collaborating with young up-and-comers and taking their legacy and transcending borders, cultures and generations...".

The board would be a much better place if we could remove Vexer, Painkiller, TOB, Stormspell and a few others. I've been tempted to just create a mirror-image of the board and move their accounts over...then they can just talk to themselves and wonder why nobody else is posting.

Check out the latest epic paranoid novella from Short-Penis in page 2 of this thread...

http://www.heartofmetal.net/t22115p25-chris-holmes-ex-w-a-s-p-is-shttin-bricks

Wow, what a blowhard Shart-Fuse is, reading that essay doesn't help bolster his "intelligence" when using all these facts to grotesquely back up his claims makes him look foolish. I wonder how he felt when the remake of The Honeymooners featured an African-American Cramden family. A dispute between Shart-Fuse and Vick's Vaporub6? The HOM has reached its nadir...

^^ You actually read that thing he posted? My eyes glazed over after about three sentences.

Fat Freddy wrote:

^^ You actually read that thing he posted? My eyes glazed over after about three sentences.

I did, I'm a nerd so I wanted to see what his stance and definition or Marxism, etc. was and I wasn't impressed.

They're probably not "his" definitions anyway, I bet he copy/pastes all that crap off of some conspiracy-wackjob web site and passes it off as his own deep thoughts.